Saturday Night Fervor

Life at the speedway is a world of its own

A mere fence is all that stands between the rubber-smudged oval track and the modern-day Roman spectators sitting atop their parked chariots, eating boiled peanuts and drinking Natural Light. Here on the other side of the fence, removed from the gladiatorial battleground of speeding metal, are the bulldozed fringes of the Greenville-Pickens Speedway backstretch.

This is where the true chaos and bedlam is.

Where pick 'em ups are jacked to the heavens, where Public Displays of Affection are very public and very affectionate, where the sober and the drunken co-exist in a distinct kind of tailgating symbiosis.

Here where parked vehicles are portable bleachers, the scent of venison grilled over an open flame mixed with the distinct odor of racing fuel makes for an exotic cocktail.

It's opening night at the speedway, the first day of spring, a fitting beginning to what is already an abrupt, loud, unpredictable season.

There's an explosion of noise as all manner of stock cars — late model, super, charger, renegade — flash by in warm-ups. (The roar is outdone only by Mother Nature's thunderous wash-out later in the evening.)

Somebody heard tell that pro wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin is in the pit tonight, but the rumor is quickly quashed: "Maaaan, he ain't down there," a voice of temperance retorts.

For if the champion of all that is rugged and cantankerous would set up shop anywhere, it would be here along the backstretch.

Certainly not across the way in the grandstands, where the spectators who arrived in Camrys, Aerostars and Beamers are encamped.

And not down inside the oval, filled with critics whose attention is transfixed on the strategies of speed and maneuvering.

"There's a little bit of everybody," says Edward Parker, who builds decks during the day and on warm Saturday nights mans the admission gate, where he meets church groups, lawyers, real estate agents, convenience store clerks and any manner of folk who claim no status.

This gate is its own entity, a collecting point where Abercrombie & Fitch meets camouflage jacket, Michelob Ultra meets Busch, Outkast meets … well, Outkast isn't here to meet anybody.

A middle-aged woman with teased hair rolls up crooning Kid Rock, adding forceful inflection to make sure everyone around her knows that she "saw your picture today/sat down and cried todaaaaay-hey-ay-ay-yah."

Will she head to the grandstands? Or will she cast her lot on the backstretch, where others might be more willing to join in her song?
To immerse yourself in the more-carnal aspects of the speedway, you must drive your stake into the hallowed ground of the backstretch, where, Parker says, nothing is really weird because … everything is a little weird.

It's here that everything is wrapped in a warm, familial sense of appropriateness, a consensus that this is the way things are done.
The burnt rubber and the burnt hot dogs; the walking advertisements for Tide detergent in the guise of NASCAR gear; the looming sign with a No. 3 that serves as a monument to racing's ultimate martyr.Amid the roar and thunder, there is a place for everyone, and 'most everyone has been coming since God knows when.

Mark Price and his son, Graham, have been coming to the speedway for four years now. Graham is 4.

Graham is wearing his oversized headphones over his Dale Jarrett hat and his ears. It takes just enough edge off the intrusive shriek of mechanical muscle.
His dad explains the procedures for handling a pre-schooler whose interest in cars lapping a track for hours has waned. In the van is a DVD player, where Graham will often fall asleep watching "Looney Toons."

"He likes SpongeBob Squarepants," Mark says, "but I don't have that on DVD."
Graham lifts his headphones with a scowl."No, Dad, I like 88; that's Dale Jarrett's number," he says with a cherubic lisp and a "what-are-you-thinkin'?" inflection.

On days like this, SpongeBob takes a back seat … if there were one in a stock car.

From the plywood platform mounted on his truck, Randy Scott and his 10-year-old "grandbaby," Jeffrey Brooks, can see everything:

+ The boiled peanut shells they've strewn — like they always do — onto the red-dirt ground around the truck.

+ The proliferation of shining-new Thermos cooler/grills bought especially for Opening Night.
+ The smiley face etched with lime green and fluorescent pink sidewalk chalk along a walkway, drawn in a tamer hour, before the roar and the smell of hot rubber took over.Scott is a roofer by trade, so his 1979 powder/primer blue Ford truck is fixed with a metal frame above the truck bed to carry any manner of roofing paraphernalia.

Atop the platform is a plywood board supported by two 2×4 planks that rest on the metal fixture, an invention tailor made for just this ritual.

It's a tradition that began when he would travel down from the Cherokee, N.C., Indian reservation where he grew up.

Scott, who now lives in West Greenville, is only two years younger than the speedway, now in its 59th year, and he's been coming since as long as he can remember.

Even when, three decades ago, he was living in Moncks Corner and each Saturday would drive up to the speedway and back to the Lowcountry that same night.

Inside the truck, a Tony Stewart racing card is wedged into the passenger-side sun blinder, and on the back window is a No. 74 sticker. It's the number on the go-cart his grandbaby used to race in Dacusville before, as Scott says, he "wore the new off of it."

It is from this lofty perch that the pair can drink in all that is the speedway, both on the track and among their own.

To walk among the crowd is to become an exhibit for the people-watchers. But exactly who is on exhibit is not for sure; the gawkers atop their metal thrones in turn become exhibitions themselves.

The backstretch is terraced into three levels, like stadium seating made of dirt — for cars.

At the highest level, the third terrace, are Don and Sheila Coleman, who like to keep themselves above the fray. Sitting in their nondescript modern trucking vehicle, the two don't make a big show of themselves. They could just as easily be watching a drive-in movie.

Tonight is quite the human spectacle (Opening Night and the Fourth of July are like that, Don says), and the couple can't see the track quite as well.

There's a trade-off here. Which will be more entertaining tonight? The show on the track or off it? You never know from Saturday to Saturday.

For the Colemans — avid race fans but not quite enough that they want to set up camp inside the oval — the off-track exhibition rarely measures up to when the "renegades" take to the track.

"You can tell who they are right away," Sheila says.

These are the amateurs, the erratic swervers, the raw newness of ultra-fast, perpetual left-hand-turn daredevilness.

They are the crashers.

Ah, yes, the crash.

Everything has its primal apex: the home-plate collision, the face-melting guitar solo, the Act III thunderclap.

Inside the oval — "in the action," as race fan Mike Doyle calls it — a collision is an intimate, visceral experience.

He's in the oval tonight, but Doyle knows the real show is on the other side of the fence. His finger points to the backstretch, where the roof dwellers hold onto their seat cushions for a truly satisfying crash.
"It's fun to watch the people up on the hill when there's a wreck," he says. "They go crazy, crowd the fence and hoot and holler."Up on that hill, from the truck bed of her boyfriend's 1980 Toyota — raised six feet off the ground on a virile foundation of 44-inch boggers and 11-inch suspension — Brittany Page is a connoisseur of every spectacle, both metal and human.

The drunks, the 18-year-old says, are funny, but nothing beats the crashes.

The car with the smiley face immediately comes to mind.

"Remember that smiley-face car?" Page asks her boyfriend, Tim Lollis, a racer himself at the Anderson Speedway.

"I think it was Marty Ward," he says.

"Nah, it wouldn't be Marty Ward," she says. "Anyway, the other guy hit the guy with the smiley face. He wasn't smilin' after that."

There is something good and basic about racetrack humor; irony at its most fundamental.

Out here everything is that way. Nothing is ever really complicated . Lollis, a 20-year-old delivery driver, has come here on Saturdays since he was 4, when his older cousin Rick would bring him.

He comes to one simple conclusion as he searches for the words to describe his love for the speedway, on a night like tonight, when a flannel shirt with a pack of Marlboros in the front pocket feels just right.

"I ain't havin' to carry anything," he says.

But there's something else.

It's a search deep down for something simpler, even more quintessential. Something that reaches way back into the childhood senses and never seems to change.

Then, as the cars roar past, it hits him. It's the sound.

"And …" Brittany says.

Then Tim finishes her sentence. "… The smell of the fuel."

"Uhn hunh."

Published in: on March 27, 2004 at 7:48 pm Leave a Comment

More Tooth Than Fiction

Payment for gaps in their smiles burning holes in their pockets

That tooth fairy is such a secretive little nymph; a winged, magical, late-night barterer conducting her business under the cloak of darkness.

Why, exactly, does she want so many teeth? What does she do with them? Why only the baby teeth? And, most importantly, how does she settle on a price?

There seems to be a protocol, an innocent faith that if you put your little tooth under the pillow, the compensation will be to your satisfaction.

When it comes time to explain the tooth fairy – and settle on a price – so many new parents are at a loss.

For most, there is a 20-year … er … gap between the last time they stuck a tooth under a pillow and the day their kindergartner's mouth starts resembling that of a hockey player's, and they become the tooth facilitator.

The tooth trade

It would appear that parents are the middlemen, but when it comes to answers, oftentimes they don't have a whole lot.

Kimberly Bailey isn't sure how she will explain it to her son, 5-year-old Cameron, when he starts to lose his teeth. He'll probably get $3 a tooth, but the rest is murky.

"I'll tell him that she has a collection," says Bailey, 32. "Why? I don't know. I hope he doesn't ask."

But those children … you know they surely will ask.

In Andrea Sharpe's household, the contract between tooth fairy and parent stipulates a relationship of mutual benefit — a sanitization service, if you will.

"The tooth fairy cleans them and gives them back," says Andrea, 6. "She gives my mama the money. Mama just says, 'Give the money to me, and I'll make sure to give it to her.'"

And, apparently, Mama meets with the tooth fairy regularly and can give a general description — wings, magic wand, about the size of a first-grader's hand.

The tooth fairy, it seems, is a shrewd businesswoman.

That is, if Jaylon Tolbert's suspicions are correct. Jaylon has lost eight teeth all told, his upper row virtually nothing but gums. For each tooth, he gets a dollar.

Jaylon says his understanding is that the tooth fairy sells teeth (possibly, he says, to help make clocks) at a whopping price of $100 per tooth.

When asked about whether he should be due a little kickback on the profit, Jaylon doesn't know whatever in the world that means, but, he says, smiling, "yeah, sure."

The price ranges differ. Some kids get a silver dollar, others $2 and some upwards of $5, says Sangrita Vakharia, a Greenville dentist.

But what children might not understand, as they see their classmates getting two to five times more than they got from the tooth fairy, is the economics underneath it all.

Tooth fairy inflation

In 1979, when he was a 6-year-old kindergartner, University of South Carolina research economist Don Shunk says he got 25 cents a tooth.

If you were to apply that 25 cents in 1979 into today's inflationary terms, that quarter would be worth about 54 cents, Shunk says.

He has settled on $2 a tooth for his 7-year-old son, and the same for the three younger children yet to lose their teeth. That means Shunk's son is getting nearly four times the amount his father did versus inflation.

While not quite as volatile as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or even Mom and Dad on a birthday, the tooth fairy claims no immunity from inflationary pressure.

When it comes to gift giving over the years, adults have tended to round up in whole dollars, so much so that Grandma is paying $20 when she used to pay $1. The inflation involved there is off the charts.

So why is the price going up when the supply-and-demand equation doesn't play out?

"As the population grows, there's an ever-growing — and apparently endless — supply of teeth," Shunk says. "You would think that would put downward pressure on price. But I guess you have to think about what exactly the tooth fairy is doing with all these teeth."

That leads the young economist to only one conclusion: There must be a demand for teeth that either meets or exceeds the supply.

Carley Calhoun thinks it's simple: There is a never-ending demand for tooth necklaces.

"She puts them in her bag, then she makes a necklace," says Carley, 7, who always gets a crisp paper dollar bill in return.

Actually, that would be in keeping with the history of the tooth fairy, whose roots are traced back to medieval Europe.

In Viking culture, warriors believed that children's articles held a certain value for strength and luck. Adults would pay children for their teeth and string them onto necklaces to wear into battle.

In English culture, it was believed that teeth, like fingernails, held much power when in the hands of a witch, so parents would have children drop their teeth into a fire.

Throughout the rest of Europe, the teeth would be buried, both as a symbol of hope that permanent teeth would grow in and a means to keep them away from the witches.

The tooth fairy, however, as manifested in the miniature, winged, sprite figure, first emerged in America.

A truly capitalistic beginning.

Baby teeth only, please

No matter her origin, one thing is clear: The tooth fairy has no desire to enter the permanent-tooth market.

If anyone would know, Ryan Stewart would.

As a hockey player manning the left wing for the Greenville Grrrowl, Stewart has lost two teeth. Actually, he didn't lose them. They were right there on the ice after an opponent knocked them out.

The tooth fairy, he says, is never happy that he refuses to wear a mouth guard, despite the fact that he has trouble breathing through it while playing.

The tooth fairy entertains no excuses, leaves no money. And she's quite the proactive, Victorian lady.

"She always leaves me a scolding letter about not wearing my mouth guard," says Stewart, 29, insistent that he's never tried to put a knocked-out tooth under the pillow.

And then, too, there's the other tooth person to face.

"We always get in trouble at the dentist's office, walking in sheepishly, trying to explain how you lost another tooth," he says.

It's not surprising that the dentist and the tooth fairy would be of like mind, says Dr. Vakharia.

Both are dogged champions of proper tooth care, whether it's a lecture on the benefits of preventing cavities or on avoiding insanely high-contact sports where teeth are referred to as "Chiclets."

"The tooth fairy would prefer that you take care of your teeth and keep them in your head for the rest of your life," Vakharia says.

Published in: on March 21, 2004 at 10:37 pm Leave a Comment